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Margaret. Age: 24.
Yo mama so fat she wears the eqautor for a belt just to hold up her pants.
Sawyer. Age: 31.
a Fat Mama
Yo mama so fat, her fingers are too fat for the iPad. Yo mama is so fat to keep her cold at night she doesnt use a fan she uses a helicopter Your momma so fat she sat on 2 Sumo wrestlers and got arrested for double homicide Yo mama is so fat that her car is made out of spandex. Yo mama so fat when she masterbates it looks like a 3-way Yo mama so fat when she wears light blue people yell "Tsunami". Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Your mom is so fat, the Hubble telescope took a picture of her not on Earth but on the opposite point of the universe.